Ralph, paper, scissors?
Internet clout-seekers have come up with a reckless new food challenge in which fools throw up their hands to play a game of “rock-paper-scissors” to decide who has to ingest a ridiculous amount of fast food, as seen in a sickening TikTok video with millions of views.
Called the “Rock, Paper, Scissors Challenge,” this bloating-inducing biathlon pits two competitors against a mountain of high-calorie treats.
The loser must run a short distance while the winner is eating. It’s like a cross between an eating contest and a relay race. When the runner returns, the two compete again.
If the first contestant to win loses, the two swap places and the first winner runs and the other eats away; otherwise, they continue eating while their opponent runs another lap. This effectively redefines “fast food.”
“I don’t even know what to eat anymore,” laments one embattled contestant (right) as he stuffs himself after yet another viral TikTok rapping and eating session. TikTok/@officialbeastfamily
This hedonistic relay continues until the food runs out, and it’s possible for one of the contestants to last the entire game without eating a single bite, meaning that depending on the outcome, it could be either very good or very bad for your heart.
But more often than not, both contestants end up running with their mouths and bellies stuffed with food, as seen in a viral video of two members of the @officialbeastfamily channel competing to eat the biggest platter of Popeyes chicken in “Caligula.”
The process continues until the food is gone, as seen in one of many clips that have taken social media by storm: TikTok/@officialbeastfamily
“I don’t even know what to eat anymore,” laments one beleaguered contestant, belly full after yet another lap and eating session.
The stunt is essentially an eating-based version of the “Dinner Date Challenge,” in which couples play “rock, paper, scissors” to determine who gets to choose the appetizer, main course, and dessert.
Apparently, kids are also joining in on the snack and fielding competition: In one video that has been viewed more than 118,000 times, two toddlers can be seen metaphorically fighting over a plate of chicken and fries.
Many viewers have been captivated by the cardiovascular test: “Looks like fun,” one enthused fan, while another praised the video, calling it “by far the best I’ve ever seen.”
Think about it: the “Rock Paper Scissors Challenge” is not a healthy approach.
Exercising on a full stomach can lead to cramps, indigestion and fatigue, so health experts recommend waiting three to four hours after eating a large meal before running.
On the other hand, eating in a hurry can itself increase your risk of health problems, from weight gain to stroke and heart disease.
In other words, people can literally eat from their heart.
